January 15, 2019

lolt64:

voredaddy420:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression and loneliness.

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In the groupchat with the lads talking bout the harvest

you up?

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January 15, 2019
autocoochiephilia:
“ yesterdaysprint:
“ Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920
”
Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind
”

autocoochiephilia:

yesterdaysprint:

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

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January 15, 2019
dumbdotjpeg:
“ Oh riiiiiiiiiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison… That poison?
”

dumbdotjpeg:

Oh riiiiiiiiiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison… That poison?

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January 15, 2019

thetotalsociety:

plasmalogical:

pissvortex:

iellawessiri:

post-brahmanism:

trapcard:

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ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

Takis said fuck the troops

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:(

cowards

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Disappointing development

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January 15, 2019

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

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January 15, 2019

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January 15, 2019
gahdamnpunk:
““I hate the Police” ”

gahdamnpunk:

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

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January 15, 2019
labcoatbrat:
“ WHOA OH WERE HALF WAY THERE
wHOA OH LIVING ON A PRAYER
”

labcoatbrat:

WHOA OH WERE HALF WAY THERE

wHOA OH LIVING ON A PRAYER

(Source: catchymemes, via talkngfishbone)

January 15, 2019

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

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me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

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January 15, 2019

egberts:

the-real-skye:

iamcharlesxavier:

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

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A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

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It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

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Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

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It was a pokestop!

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

January 15, 2019

badjokesbyjeff:

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January 15, 2019

my-unlikelyinternetbouquet:

dicapriho:

john krasinski did a far better job for his first feature film as actor-turned-director, than bradley cooper did for a star is born. without question. john deserves the award season hype; he created something original, unique and terrifying with his wife and made audiences shut the fuck up and listen, he demanded people sit and pay attention and gave a platform to a deaf actress which made the film even more important. not to mention that he set the stage for emily, whose character kicked-ass, went through hell and kept on going

Give John Krasinski the oscar 2k19

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January 15, 2019
useless-cantrips:
“ randomitemdrop:
“Item: handful of tiny soda cans, each containing a few drops of pure flavor syrup; if added to a glass of water, the syrup turns it into that soda.
”
Imported straight from Minnisoda
”

useless-cantrips:

randomitemdrop:

Item: handful of tiny soda cans, each containing a few drops of pure flavor syrup; if added to a glass of water, the syrup turns it into that soda.

Imported straight from Minnisoda

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January 15, 2019

half-blood-goods:

Headcanon that because of Estelle Blofish, Percy started to watch Disney movies

- She and Percy make a Disney Night every week

- Percy once brought Annabeth, after that it was a 3 person program

- Then of course the rest of the seven, Nico, Will, Reyna, Grover and Tyson joined too

- They all bring dam snacks, Percy bakes blue cookies

- Estelle’s favorite is the Lion King

- She and Percy had an arguement once, because Percy said the Little Mermaid is better ( he lost )

- They all cry on the deaths ( especially Mufasa’s )

- Estelle, Tyson, Frank, Will and Leo cries the loudest

- They are singing the songs ( Leo sings like a dying cat )

- Leo won’t leave Nico alone because of Hades’s flame hair in Hercules

- Percy complains about missing out Poseidon from Hercules, because “OF COURSE ZEUS GOT SCREENTIME! WHY WOULDN’T HE!”

- They all complain about nice Hera ( for obvious reasons )

- They all agree that Coach Hedge is actually Phil

- Thalia poured an entire bottle of cola on Leo’s head, because when they were watching Pocahontas, at the Grandmother Willow part Leo said “Look Thalia, family!”

- Frank once turned into a lion cub so Estelle could raise him in the Circle of Life scene

- Reyna’s favorite movie is Mulan

- Annabeth’s favorite princess is Belle

- They all agree that Leo is Mushu

(via use-to-be-a-dam-tree)

January 15, 2019

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

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